Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
Quelle: Spotify
Oh the sand keeps falling thru the hour glass
and theres no way youre gonna slow it down
You say we gotta treasure each moment
Who knows were gonna be around?
Yeah, you keep on telling me life is short
and its hard to disagree with what you say
But if time is so precious,
why you wastin mine?
Cause im always readin, always deletin
Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way
Every stupid hoax,
All those corny jokes,
Stop forwarding that crap to me
Well I dont need tons of cringe inducing puns
Stop forwarding that crap to me.
No it isnt ok if you brighten my day
with some cut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry
And I didnt request a personality test,
Stop forwarding that crap to me
Ahhhhh Ahhhhhh
Youre sending virus laden mail bandwidth hogging attachments
To every single person ya know.
Youre passin around a link to some dumb thing on youtube
That everybody else already saw three years ago
And wacky badly Photoshopped billboards
were never that amusin to me
And I just cant believe you believe those urban legends
But I have high hopes someone'll point you towards snopes
And debunk that crazy junk youre spewing constantly
No I dont want a bowl of chicken soup for the soul,
Stop forwarding that crap to me.
Send more top ten lists,
And I'll slash my wrists,
Please stop forwarding that crap to me.
Well im sorry I cant accept your paranoid rant,
And I dont want the even markers cookie recipe
Wont you kindly refrain
Cause its hurting my brain
Stop forwarding,~pause~ that crap to me!
Like glittery hearts and unicorns
and pictures of somebodies cat.
Now tell me,
In what alternate reality,
Would I care about something like that?
And by the way your quotes from George Carlin,
Aren't really George Carlin,
Mr. Rogers never fought the Vietcong.
And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing,
And I highly doubt some dead girls gonna kill me,
If I dont pass your letter Alooooong
Well I know your wish,
And I'll sign your petition,
But stop forwarding that crap to me,
And I dont wanna read your series,
Of conspiracy theories,
Just stop forwarding that crap to me.
And your two million loser friends now have my address,
Because you never figured out the way to BCC.
Now I gotta insist,
Take me off of your list!
Stop forwarding ~Aaaaah Aaaaah~,
That crap to me.
Stop forwarding that crap to me,
Stop forwarding that crap to me,
Stop forwarding that craaaaaaaaap to me,
Stop forwarding that crap to me,
Just stop it now,
Stop forwarding that crap to me,
Oh noo,
Stop forwarding that craaaaap to me~ohhhhh~
Stop forwarding that crap to me,
I cant take it!
Stop forwarding that crap to me,
Aw Please!
Stop forwarding that craaaaaap to me,
Stop forwarding that crap to me,
Ya gotta stop!
Stop forwarding that crap to me,
Right now!
Stop forwarding that craaaaaaap to me!
Stop forwarding that crap to me,
Im not kidding!
Stop forwarding that crap to me,
At the risk of being slightly repetitious,
Gonna ask you now to stop!
STOP!
Sendin me that,
CRAP!
I dont want it!
Dont send it to me!
Dont send it to me!
Stop forwarding that crap to me,
Just stop!
Stop forwarding that crap to me,
Ohh,
Stop forwarding that craaaaaap to meeee.
~Trumpet plays twice :3~
To me!
~Trumpet plays twice AGAIN! :3~
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH---Lyrics submitted by Someone Some.
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