I Lost On Jeopardy
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I was there to match my intellect on national TV,
Against a plumber, oh, and an architect- both with a PhD.
I was tense; I was nervous. I guess It just wasn't my night.
Art Fleming gave the answers, oh, but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight.
Chorus: I lost on Jeopardy! Baby! Ooh-oo-oo-ooh,
I lost on Jeopardy! Baby! Ooh-oo-oo-ooh!
Well, I knew I was in trouble now. My hope of winning sank.
Because I got the Daily Double now, and then my mind went blank.
I took Potpourri for One Hundred, and then my head started to spin.
Well, I'm giving up, Don Pardo- just tell me now what I didn't win, yeah, yeah.
Repeat Chorus
( Voice of Announcer Don Pardo): "That's right, Al- You lost! And let me tell you what you didn't win: A 20- volume set of the Encyclopedia International, a case of Turtle Wax, and a year's supply of Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco Treat! But that's not all- you also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people. And you brought shame and disgrace on your family name for generations to come! You don't get to come back tomorrow! You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game! You're a complete loser!"
Don't know what I was thinking of- I guess I just wasn't too bright.
Well, I sure hope I do better next weekend on The Price Is Right-ight-ight!
Chorus once more
I lost on Jeopardy! Baby!---Lyrics submitted by Thomas.
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