Hypnotica
Quelle: Spotify
ACT ONE
Leonard Nimoy is sitting behind a desk in a darkened room.
NIMOY
Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer...is no. Our story begins on a Friday morning, in a little town called Springfield...
He opens a book which has a picture of Homer in it. The drawing dissolves to Homer at the plant.
HOMER
T.G.I.F.! Guys, I'm off to Moe's.
LENNY
But Homer, it's ten in the morning!
HOMER
Don't worry, I have a plan. I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around the city, keeping its SPEED over fifty. And if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called... "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." First, I hook this common VCR into the security camera system like so, then I insert this old videotape of us working on a continuous loop. (The tape from the 1970's has Homer eating donuts in a "Sit On It" T-shirt, and talking to Lenny. Then, the tape abruptly cuts to Lenny doing a Saturday Night Fever style move - flares and all)
Pan out to Burns office, where he and Smithers watch the tape on the monitor.
BURNS
So, another Friday is upon us. What will you be doing Smithers? Something gay no doubt?
SMITHERS
What? What?
BURNS
You know: light-hearted, fancy-free, mothers lock up your daughters! Smithers is on the town! (chuckles)
SMITHERS
(laughs) Exactly, sir. (laughs nervously)
At the retirement home.
JASPER
Thank God it's Wednesday. (swallows cup of pills)
MRS. GLICK
It's Friday.
JASPER
Uh oh, wrong pills. (he suddenly grows hairy) Uh, little help?
At Noiseland Arcade: "Friday, Meet Donkey Kong In Person". Donkey Kong is smoking and scratching himself, without an audience.
SARCASTIC CLERK
Sorry, Donkey Kong, but you're just not a draw anymore. (Donkey Kong throws a barrel, and knocks him down) Hey, he's still got it!
Inside, Milhouse plays Kevin Costner's Waterworld.
MILHOUSE
(putting money in) 38, 39, 40 quarters. This better be good.
The character in the game moves two steps, and stops.
GAME
Game over, please deposit 40 quarters.
MILHOUSE
What a rip!
But he starts depositing quarters again.
DR HIBBERT
Thank God it's Friday!
He hums as he leaves, closing the door to reveal Hans Moleman stood behind an X-Ray machine.
MOLEMAN
Hello? Hello?
At the Simpson home, the living room looks spotless...however it's just a picture in a magazine entitled "Better Homes Than Yours". Santa's Little Helper chews on a chair, and Snowball II scratches the furniture.
MARGE
Bad dog! Bad cat! (A fawn licks something off the carpet) Bad Fawn! Hmmm...Shoo shoo!
Bart and Lisa are in the den watching television.
LISA
All right! It's time for ABC's T.G.I.F. line-up!
BART
Lis, when you get a little older, you'll realize that Friday is just another day between NBC's Must-See Thursday and CBS's Saturday night Crap-o-Rama.
At Moe's Tavern.
MOE
Another Duff, Homer?
HOMER
Nah, it's Friday night, Moe. I want to try something special.
MOE
Sure, sure. (writes on a bottle) Here you go, D
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