Rock Eistedford
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Lai-lai lai lai lai lai lai lai
Lai lai-lai lai
Lai lai-lai lai!
Lai-lai lai lai lai lai lai lai
Lai lai-lai lai
Lai lai-lai lai!
There's a girl
We see each other every day
But I... I'm too shy
And I can't even bring myself to say
"Hello, how are you today?
Lovely weather, by the way
If I was with you, I'd be happy to pay!"
Oh, for dinner, not... oh, fuck!
She's so cute
She's got a little button head
I try to be cool
But then I just trip over and nearly spew
I just can't find a way to,(Ooo-aah-ooo)
Let her know that I'll be true, (Ooo-aah-ooo)
So I know what I must do (Ooo-aah-ooo)
I'm gonna win the Rock Eistedford
That's how I'm gonna win her hand
I'm gonna win the Rock Eistedford
And I'm a thirty-eight-year-old man
Yeah!
When I've won the Rock Eistedford
She won't leave me on the shelf
I'm gonna win the Rock Eistedford
Win the Rock Eistedford by myself
With no-one else
On stage by myself
My thematic concept
Will be a post-apocalyptic nightmare
Made of cardboard boxes
And foil taped to my stack hat
She'll be impressed!
And my costume will be the best
When the curtain rises, I'll be dressed
In fluoro bike shorts and a fur vest
I can see it now
We'll be the toast of Highpoint
She'll fall in love
With my mix of funky dance moves
And school spirit
And she'll finally let me near it
I'm a master of my art
That's the way I'll win her heart...for my school
I'm gonna win the Rock Eistedford
That's how I'm gonna win her hand
I'm gonna win the Rock Eistedford
And I'm a thirty-eight-year-old man
When I've won the Rock Eistedford
She won't leave me on the shelf
I'm gonna win the Rock Eistedford
Win the Rock Eistedford by myself
Dancing!
And as for music, I'll only choose it
If it's got a serious environmental message
I'll start with "Hungry... like the wolf"
And then, "It's Raining... Men"
I hope it works
I hope she falls in love with me
My backup plan
Is to leave these rookie amateurs behind
And I'll really blow her mind
And I'll build my Jazz Ballet rep
I'll go the logical next step...
I'm gonna win the Eurovision
Be a star and make her see
Singing in a foreign language
(Operatic) Maybe then she'll understand me
When I've won the Eurovision
She won't leave me on the shelf
I'm gonna win the Eurovision
Then I finally won't be by myself
Row boats by myself
On see-saws by myself
Eating two ice-creams by myself...
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