The Song For Phil Daoust
Quelle: Spotify
This is a song for Phil Daoust:
Occasional Guardian Newspaper journal-oust
I never ever ever mentioned your name
Or the review that you wrote, when I was new to this game
But now the time has come
I think I've dealt with my feelings at last
I really wanna forgive ya Phil
Yeah I wanna put the past in the past-a
Oh and as this is London Town, I thought I outta take the opportunity
Cause there's a pretty good chance somebody out there will know you
Maybe he will pass on a message for me
Just wanna say, Phil Daoust, occasional Guardian Newspaper journal-oust
That it's been three years since you wrote it, and time is very healing
But I still wanna cut big chunks of flesh out of your stupid face and make your children watch while I force you to eat them
Yeah I wanna make your children watch you eat your own face-meat
Ding Dang Ding Dang Dong
This is my Phil Doust Song
Everybody sing along
La la la la la la la
I hope one of your family' members dies
Phil, Ding Dang Dong
I've written you this special song
To help you get the attention -
You obviously, desperately lack
And I know that you're a smart man
And with such a fine mind, I guess it has to be hard-
To resist throwing narcissistic, intellectual tantrums in the supermarket isles of your self-regard
Just wanna say, Phil Daoust, I know it must be really hard to be a journal-oust
While a deadlines always looming, and the pressure to be entertaining
So maybe you should quit and get a job that you'd be better at - like killing yourself, you fucking cunt
Ding Dang Ding Dang Dong
This is my Phil Doust Song
Everybody sing along
Tra la la la la la la
I hope something you love catches on fire
Phil, Ding Dang Dong
I've written you this special song
To show how far I've come along -
In my efforts to be more mature in the face of negative feedback
You fucking poo-face
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