I Once Had a Lass
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I once had a lass with a nice round ass
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
Leaving little crop circles when she sits in the grass
For tuppence and a wink she's ready to go!
She's sweet and kind and tends my need
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
And no grass will grow where I plant my seed
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
And I'll follow that lass where'er she'll go!
I once had a lass with great, big breasts
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
She'd a mountain range upon her chest
For tuppence and a wink she's ready to go!
'Tis a wondrous thing as each man knows
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
But no matter how I suck, no milk will flow
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
And I'll follow that lass where'er she'll go!
I once had a lass with a figure fair
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
With hourglass curves and chestnut hair
For tuppence and a wink she's ready to go!
She says, "Pay up if you wants the rest."
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
So I left my pearls upon her breast
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
And I'll follow that lass where'er she'll go!
I once had a lass who could go all night
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
She never needed rest it was quite a sight
For tuppence and a wink she's ready to go!
Her stamina was hard to top
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
I get out of breath when I blow her up
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
And I'll follow that lass where'er she'll go!
I once had a lass with a full sex life
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
Too popular to be a wife
For tuppence and a wink she's ready to go!
She makes the Ren Fair boys all thicken
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
Cause she's tattooed goth bi-sexual Wiccan
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
And I'll follow that lass where'er she'll go!
I once had a lass with a cunny wide
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
You'd marvel at the things you'd find inside
For tuppence and a wink she's ready to go!
Four wedding rings and a mouse so far
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
A full case of beer and a Cuban cigar
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
And I'll follow that lass where'er she'll go!
I once had a lass who lived in a hole
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
I lowered her water down in a bowl
For tuppence and a wink she's ready to go!
It puts the lotion on its skin
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
Or else it gets the hose again
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
And I'll follow that lass where'er she'll go!
Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
And I'll follow that lass where'er she'll go!
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