The Lads From Macc
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Ten pints of Boddies and a barley wine
We've got to make the Bear's Head before closing time
We're the Macc Lads, we were born in a pub
We like us ale and we like us grub
We're the Macc Lads and we ain't f**kin' puffs
We're the Lads from Macc
We want some crack
We're the Lads from Macc, alright?
Now before we go out shaggin' the night
We drive around insulting every bugger in sight
Hre's and old bag, just the job
Right lads, lets get ready wi' gob
Stanly Ogden? He's a f**kin' slob
We're the Lads from Macc
We want some crack
We're the Lads from Macc
We're the Macc Lads, we're f**kin' rough
We like us ale, we can't get enough
We're the Macc Lads and we ain't f**kin' puffs
We're the Lads from Macc
We want some crack
We're the Lads from Macc, alright?
Get your gob 'round me knob
Get your teeth 'round me beef
Get your lipsies 'round me titsies
Get your smackers 'round me knackers
Get your gums 'round me brums
Talk to me pork
Get your smackers round me knackers
Alright my son?
We're the Lads from Macc
We want some crack
We're the Lads from Macc, alright?
(Repeat x2)
Beer 'n' Sex 'n' Chips 'n' Gravy
Clean me teeth, put on me best clobber
Tonight's the night I'm going fer knob 'er
Vaxhaull Vivas all covered in rust
But you can't f**k yer bird on a 29 bus
One, two, one two three four
Beer 'n' sex 'n' chips 'n' gravy
It's all a Macc Lad wants
Beer 'n' sex 'n' chips 'n' gravy
Tasty bit of cunt
So gerrup off the floor
Finish yer chips, we're gonna go sup some more
I pulled a punt down the fox 'n' grapes
A game of darts an' a lot of beer
I said "can you hold your liquor love?"
She said "yes I can, always by the ears."
Beer and sex and chips and gravy
Tasty birrov cunt
Beer and sex and chips and gravy
It's all a Macc Lad wants
I've told you once before
Gerrup off the floor
Finish yer chips, we're gonna go sup some more...
Beer and sex and chips and gravy
Beer and sex and chips and gravy
Beer and sex and chips and gravy
Beer and sex and chips and gravy
Beer and sex and chips and gravy
Treat yer women like toilets
The're happy while you're abusing them
But toilets don't follow yer 'round
When you've finished using them
One two three four
Beer and sex and chips and gravy
Beer and sex and chips and gravy
Gerrit down yer necks
Beer an' sex an' sex an' gravy..
(fade out)
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