Tetris
Quelle: Spotify
Tetris is awesome
It makes people toss up their hands
And scream obscenities
Don't you know I'm a fucking Tetris pro?
I'm about to teach all you noobs geometry
My balls!
I'm a fucking straight line, taking four at one time
Add a Tetris to the high score, making it mine
Blowing minds, dropping lines like I'm Courtney Love
Shit, I can lay down flat if push comes to shove
I'm moving so fast, down don't matter no more
I'm on Level Nine, bitch, straight clearing the floor
Z-Block gonna drop and I'll slide myself under
Down at the arcade they call me the boy wonder
Everyone's waiting for me, the coolest block in the game
Making all the other blocks look totally lame
Saved the day, but I ain't got no name
My Tetris high score will be my claim to fame
When I walk down the street, I waddle from side to side
I ain't got no legs, they call me the "french fry"
Fuck around and I'll drop you like a dumb blonde, ho
When you're done with me, you'll need Dr. Mario
Tetris is awesome
It makes people toss up their hands
And scream obscenities
Don't you know I'm a fucking Tetris pro?
I'm about to teach all you noobs geometry
Playing Tetris, dropping blocks right here, over there, everywhere
That ain't even fair
(I don't even care)
Here's a T, there's an L
I'm gaining speed, Level Three
All I need is just a freaking square
(Put it over there!)
Now I'm on my way to Level Nine, scoring high, blowing minds, all the freaking time
(Like it was a crime)
I'm on fire (I'm on Level Nine)
I'll retire (I will never die)
No score higher than mine
Wait a second, BrandO, it is my turn to rock! (Nope!)
Dropping the blocks in the places and shit, don't you know that that is how it goes? (I will distract you while you rap)
Cut it out, you fucker, it is still my turn to rock! (Nope!)
That shit is fucking annoying, you bastard, I'm trying to finish the game (How are you so good with small gaps?)
Cut it out now! (Nope!)
Really cut it out! (Nope!)
I will start to shout! (So?)
Fucking shut your mouth!
I'm motherfucking bringing down the roof
Turning, aim, and shoot
L-Block, T-Block, I speak the truth
I'm the king of this game, and I'm taking names
Fucking cut it out, BrandO, I'm resetting the game
(You will never beat my high score, Duane. Oh, shit!)
(The power belongs to Tetris)
My balls!
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