Cloverfield Secrets
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Slusho was a delicious Japanese drink.
One of the most delicious ingredients requires
drilling deep into the ocean floor to get it.
This drilling is what released the monster from the crevasse.
...Crevice
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The thing that fell into the ocean at the end of the movie
was in fact the Tagruato satellite
But that incident has nothing to do with
the huge monster that attacked New York
I mean, it was a satellite built by a mining company
No way that'd stay in orbit
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Here's the thing about the flaming homeless man
Setting yourself on fire is no way to party
Eating the pizzas I just ordered for us...
Now we're partying.
Yeah, you heard it correctly; we said
"I saw it, it's a lion, it's huge"
But, the monster was not Voltron as some had speculated
It was actually Lion-O from Thundercats!
Remember that old show?
Hud was so attracted to Marlena that
he would have had sex with her...
After she exploded.
I wish I was better friends with Mike Vogel
He was on the cover of "Men's Health," people.
He should know, 'cause he was in the movie
You didn't see him much,
Cause he was the guy holding the camera
Well you all got motion sickness
But he really doesn't give a fuck
In fact that's the way he planned it,
Cause he's got a weird thing for vomitting
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