Brandon Johnson Welcomes You To The Battle Of The Century Songtext - T.J. Miller

Brandon Johnson Welcomes You To The Battle Of The Century - T.J. Miller

Hey, what's up, it's your boy Brandon Johnson
If you're doing anything right now, I would stop

Go ahead and get yourself something you can sit in
Some headphones, somebody you love

Get yourself a splitter, 'cause you probably don't have two different jacks
I haven't seen anything yet that has two jacks in it
So that two people can listen at the same time

So you want to go to your local Radioshack
Go back to the section marked '1983' and pick up a splitter

You and your girl can sit, side by side on the couch as you listen to...

The Extended Play EP!

T.J. Miller, so many beautiful guests
Insert that splitter in, and get 'er in

If you're playing Twister right now,
Do not listen to this album and play Twister at the same time

'Matter of fact, don't play Twister anymore, it's never been a good game

If you are currently enjoying something with gravy on it
And you're in a G4, or a G5, or whatever new plane they're flying

Well then you keep doing what you're doing

And that's what we're about to do

Get ready to bear witness to the most epic battle

This ain't for nobody short, or with a bad heart.


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