Craig
Quelle: Spotify
Everyone knows Jesus
The guy who healed the lame.
Well I am Jesus' brother...
Craig is my name
Jesus is the Prince of Peace
Jesus is the lamb
Jesus is the son of God
But Craig don't give a damn
Because when Craig's inside we'll party all damn night
I don't turn water into wine but into cold Coors Light
I'm not my brother I know, don't walk on H2O
But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow
I'm fucking Craig! I'm fucking Craig. Yea I'm fucking Craig, Craig Christ
I hang out with Lepers
Barabbas and Suleiman
Jesus' friends are called apostles
Those dudes are TOTALLY gay.
Jesus preforms miracles
From Galilee to Rome
But it would be a miracle
If he brought a fucking lady home
Because while Jesus is praying fucking Craig is laying
Every lady in the testament you know what I'm saying
I won't die for your sins, like my famous kin
But if you got a little sister than there's room at THIS end
I'm fucking Craig! I'm fucking Craig! Yea I'm Craig! Craig Christ
Jesus was our mothers fave all her love to him she gave
But there's no sibling rivalry, when he's nailed to that tree!
And now the question for you, is not what would Jesus do
But where will you be when the Craig Machine comes partying through
And if the lord will allow, you got to ask yourself how
and who and why and where is your messiah now?
It's fucking Craig!!!!
It's fucking Craig
Fucking Craig
Craig Christ
Craig Christ
I'm fucking Craig.---Lyrics submitted by Savannah.
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