Beelz
Quelle: Spotify
Ever since first man has walked this earth
i have been here
to whisper seeds of doubt
and evil thoughts into his ear
i am the beast
the outcast angel fallen from on high
i go by many names
but there is one you cant deny
My name is Satan!
hi everybody!
uh lemme tell you a little bit about myself..
my friends all call me old scratch
and i am a capricorn
my turn ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn
i got little devil horns
and a little goatee
little devil eyes help a little devil see
little cloven hooves make it kinda hard to ski
i'm Satan!
Woo hoo!
My real name is Beelzebub
but you can call me Beelz
i like to watch fox news
and then go club some baby seals
then i'll take a bubble bath
and drink the Zinfandel
try to wash off the baby seal smell
and then i'll make a toast to me
hey! heres to my hell!
My name is Satan!
To carry on my evil ways
i went and had a son
and now he makes his living as a singing comedian
i'm in every Zeppelin album
i'm in all Rush Limbaugh rants
i'm the reason that the boston red sox even had a chance
And if i wanna eat your soul i'll just throw it on the griddle
don't need to make a deal
i don't need to tell a riddle
and fuck Charlie Daniels
i don't care if he can fiddle
i'm Satan!
The devil went down to Georgia
he was looking for a soul to steal
Thats fucking bullshit
cause i wouldn't be caught dead in.....
Georgia! its like Oh My God!
6 6 6!!---Lyrics submitted by Leslie.
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