The Legend of Zelda Rap (Dark Link Mix) [feat. Petey Wunder]
Quelle: Spotify
Link / Ian: Yeah, My Name Is Link Man! I'm More Well Known Than Lil Wayne. Oh, You Thought My Name Was Zelda? THAT'S A FUCKING GIRL'S NAME!
I've Saved The World Like Fifteen Times And Saved The Princess From Demise. And I Do It All Alone With No Help And No Advice
Navi: Hey, Look, Listen!
Link: Hey, Look, Listen
You Fucking Annoying Fairy! I'd Rather Be Forced To Listen To Constant Katy Perry. I Think It's Time I Got Some Recognition, Don't You Think?
The Legend Of Zelda, SCREW THAT! Legend Of Link!
Princess Zelda: Cause He's The L To The I To The N To The K, Wears Tights Every Day Don't Give A Damn What You Say
Got Bigger Balls Than Even Evil Kin-evil, And He Ain't Gonna Stop Ti'l The World Is Free Of Evil
Link: I'll Break All Your Pots, And I Best Not Hear Your Bitchin' I've Got The Triforce Of Courage Bitch So You Better Listen
That's Right, I'm Called The Bush Whacker, And My Bank Account's Maxed Out. Got 999 Rupees And My Leather Wallets Packed Now
Can't Back Down, Can't Slack Now. The World Needs Me To Attack Now. Yet I'm Forced Out To Pay Out That Ass, For These Bombs In Castle Town. Just Give Me Some Heart Containers And Let Me Spit On My Ocarina. So I Can Kick That Dumb-ass, Ganon All The Way To Argentina.
Princess Zelda: Cause He's The L To The I To The N To The K, Wears Tights Every Day Don't Give A Damn What You Say
Got Bigger Balls Than Even Evil Kin-evil, And He Ain't Gonna Stop Ti'l The World Is Free Of Evil
Ganondorf: Yo, You Low-Life Elf, Need A Ride Up To The North Pole? Santa's Got A Thing For Elves; Gettin' His Marriage Annulled
You Really Think Saving The Princess Will Convince Me Your Straight? Ha Ha, The Uggs And Skirt Fad Is So 2008!
Link: Oh Snap! It's Ganondorf Trying To Jock On My Style. Batman's Cape? Lincoln's Beard? Were You Dressed By A Child?
You're A Ginger With No Soul And You Look Like A Fucking Troll! Isn't Kidnapping Helpless Girls Getting A Little Bit Old?
Ganondorf: You Think Zelda's Stupid Enough To Get Kidnapped So Often? She Run's Off To My Castle, Into My Room And Begs To Get Locked In. Yeah She's Sick Of Your Little Deku Nut's And Your Girly Fairy Face. L, I, N, K, More Like L, I, N, GAY!
Link: Man You Should've Been Aborted, Just Like The Jersey Shore. It's A Damn Lie You Told About Zelda. Cause She Loves My Master Sword. It's A Shame Your Whole Life's Been A Waste Trying To Rule Hyrule. Cause Today Will Be The Day Known As The Day You Got Schooled!
Princess Zelda: Cause He's The L To The I To The N To The K, Wears Tights Every Day Don't Give A Damn What You Say
Got Bigger Balls Than Even Evil Kin-evil, And He Ain't Gonna Stop Ti'l The World Is Free Of Evil
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