The Internet Is Made Of Cats
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Some people think the internet is a series of tubes
Some people it's made of made of wires,
And lasers and some hats
Some people think it's stuck together
With a load of glue
But they're all wrong because the internet is made of...
CATS!
The internet is made of cats
The internet is made of cats
Cats cats cats cats cats!
The internet is made of cats
The internet was born in Japan 2001
There were not many cats so bandwitdth was not very high
To get the cats around the net they had to keep them small
So they compressed kitters using the ancient art of Bonsai
Altough more kittens came online with each an every day
The connectivity and bandwidth of the net weren't great
Because the kittens' numbers did not grow as you would hope
As god kills a kitten every time he sees you masturbate
Because the internet is made of cats
The internet is made of cats
Cats cats cats cats cats!
The internet is made of cats
The revolution came when LOLcats harnessed humankind
To create many cats with captions on that were quite mental
While deat-rates from a vengeful god stayed
More or less the same
The growth in internet kittens soon became exponential
For a while it looked as though everything was just fine
With more cats in the network things grew fast as fast can be
But soon the laws of physics started to bend with the strain
As the number of cats tended towards infinity
Because the internet is made of cats
The internet is made of cats
Cats cats cats cats cats!
The internet is made of cats
The internet cat project
Kittens inspired by kittens
Recursive cats spiralled down to a singularity
Which birthed a cat-god, powerful beyond imagination
Called "Maru", who appeared obsessed with box idiocy
But despite looking like a fat-cat moron who liked boxes
Maru was in fact manipulating both time and space
He summoned forth the Dark One, from beyond the deepest past
The one who would be saviour of the Internet cat race
Because the internet is made of cats
The internet is made of cats
Cats cats cats cats cats!
The internet is made of...
The internet is made of cats
The internet is made of cats
Cats cats cats cats cats!
The internet is made of cats
And that's a FACT
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