Ping Pong Song
Quelle: Spotify
Sippin' Perrier, playin' ping pong
Movin' up the ranks y'all hey man, you know there's nothin' wrong
With a late night battle I always stay prepared
My paddle’s in my backpack challenger's beware
With the P-I-N-G (P-I-N-G)
Volley for the serve, hit it nice and easy
See we got these regulations, for a tournament O.R.P.P.R.B. (O.R.P.P.R.B)
Check the document I'll officiate, your event, keep it on the level
Inspect the surfaces, arguments are settled
Scrutinize the nets, keep 'em taut and snappy
Rock the color commentary, keep the people happy It's on (It's on)
The day starts just before dawn
Brobot's on the front lawn, givin' seminars
On the finer arts like brutal back hand hits
People linin' up, earnin' new certificates
Check the merchandise, man Grimmy thought of everything
Sweat bands up to grand champion rings
That means that nobody leaves empty-handed
Every last ball on the court's O.R.P.P.R.B. branded (ball on the court's O.R.P.P.R.B. branded)
Demand from my sponsors is big and getting better
See me at the match in my ping pong sweater (in my ping pong sweater)
In the locker room, liftin' weights gettin' strong
Sippin' Perrier, playing ping pong
[My game is more focused towards tournament and match play. I'm just generally playing a lot more on the table where… uhh you know a tremendous amount of multi-ball training and foreward training and technique training; everything is geared towards the table]
What? Yo, they challenge me; to a sanctioned event?
It went quick with the skunk, yeah love zero 6
Top Spin smashes, stops them dead in their tracks
You see the way I relax is winnin' ping pong matches (winnin' ping pong matches)
Victories are comin' in batches
When I practice, it's back hand…back hand again
Forehand, no return practice sideways spin
The skin on my paddle's kinda floppy (kinda floppy)
But it don't stop me, I'll win in any condition
While you wishin' that you could scout out my style and try to copy
I'm in Japan learnin' secret paddle positions
I'm on a steady diet: [sashimi to gohan]
I eat with my fingers consult the masters for advice (consult the masters for advice:)
The first rule of Ping Pong, know the score (know the score)
Never stop playing 'till the ball hits the floor (ball hits the floor)
See me at the Comfort Inn on the World Tour (World Tour)
It's 4 a.m., I'm eatin' continental breakfast
The competition don't expect this
A new serve from Mr. Cyberman, an ace is quite effective
I'm happy as long as my latter post is protected
Our gear's not the tightest, it's all that we found
That table might wobble but it don't fall down (don't fall down)
We're in the locker room liftin' weights, gettin' strong
Sippin' Perrier, playing ping pong
[If we can fill up the stadium we'll have an opportunity I think to get table tennis in schools to get it on television I think we'll have lots of opportunities for the sport.]
Every ball is branded, serve it left-handed
O.R.P.P.R.B. see the label and demand it
It can get kinda crazy, you understand it
It don't phase me, it's the just the way that we planned it
Every ball is branded, serve it left-handed
O.R.P.P.R.B. see the label and demand it
It can get kinda crazy, you understand it
It don't phase me, it's the just the way that we planned it
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