Overweight Drake
Quelle: Spotify
This concusion, done struck in from taking this shit
You want the funny raps well fuck it start raking them in
At Penn station with the funky it's the homeless old man
Waitin on the bus to Boston, I can't wait for my bed
Mike Christmas is the type to eat a pizza after two days
Get drunk and tell bad jokes, look, it's too great!
Cheese smile every time my mom buy Kool Aid
Laughing at you niggas at the shows, cause you payed
Told the bouncer I was bone crusher (bone crusher)
Mawfucka! I'm on my worst behavior at the shows
Nothing was the same reference, ah, yeah, check, uh, what
Mike Christmas is the type to claim he christ on mics
Sorta type to claim he fucked that girl, he tappin mics at night
These them shoe box in dollar wraps, nigga
My name is getting bigger, my hair is getting slicker, uh
(skit)
***...were not trying to be hurtful here
You said we was gonna rap ourselves outt the ghetto
You know what im sayin we was gonna eat real food and shit no more fake noodles and stuff you dont know about fake noodles. guess what, I do (i know dad) that shit sucks so you better get to rappin nigga, get the rappin good (alright) cause if it dont happen in like three weeks you're getting a job at Best Buy cause I need a t.v
Alright dad!
Twenty minute set for like twenty bills and seven raw cigarettes
..to conolingus a pretty bitch
Stop it! Best rapper since Andy Milonakis
Bees on my head, and the hand full of profit
Oscar the Grouch and Winnie the Pooh all mix
Cheese eggs for dinner, for desert I'm eatin ramen
Imagine fat raps with niggas that was fat and black
And had the longest moustache since Bauce Sauce's ... had
Bitches own the policy on Instagram, ya niggas whack
My Chicago niggas see you, probably say ya'll niggas jack
Let my momma catch you doing funny shit, she probably laugh
While my dad pulled the gun, he got caught without his bag
I test the limits of the shit that I can say
Before the PSA like Christmas, you can call your friends them names
Next time they offer me, lil show, I'm finna say
For ten minutes I'mma do some stand up
Clear the stage!
And I don't give a fuck if no one showed up, I'm getting paid!
All the sweat up on my head, bus pass expired today
You can thank me now or thank me later
What I'm trying to say is I'm the overweight Drake in every single kinda way
Modern day Larry Johnson
I wear them cons to the game
Play the bench, sip Gatorade
And break a sweat, but bitch I came
Brian scalabrine paid
Shit, that mean I got a ring for sipping pink lemonade, bitch!
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