Viagra Skit
Quelle: Spotify
[Ludacris]
Oh god! Oh god! Ugh..
[911 Ladie]
9-1-1 WHat's your emergency?
[Ludacris]
Yes ma'am I got a hard problem, I got a hard problem
[911 Ladie]
Calm down sir, it can't be that hard OK ?
[Ludacris]
No it can't, it can't..It is! My dick has been hard for over eight hours and it just won't, it just won't go down!
[911 Ladie]
Escuse me ?
[Ludacris]
I took one of them Viagras for the first time
[911 Ladie]
Word?
[Ludacris]
And the first one didn't do anything, so I took another one
[911 Ladie]
OK..
[Ludacris]
And now my shit harder than titanium in this motherfucker, I've been knocking shit over
[911 Ladie]
Damn I ain't had no dick in 6 months..
[Ludacris]
Why don't them shits come with directions I don't know what to do man help
[911 Ladie]
Hey girl, Lisa!
[Lisa]
Hmhm ?
[911 Ladie]
Call my shift, forward thgis call to my cell and confirm his address
[Lisa]
I got you
[Ludacris]
Swear to god imma kill Tyrone and them niggas, I ain't never listenin' to them niggas again man, I swear!
[Lisa]
Hm..Calm down sir, help is on the way
[To be continued transcribing]
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