Hell And Santa Ana (Peanut)
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Jeff Dunham:
How ya doin' Peanut?
Peanut:
Doin' pretty good! How about you?
Jeff:
I'm good.
Peanut:
That's good, that's good, that's good!
(Peanut laughs)
Well looks like a pretty good crowd tonight!
Jeff:
You like it here?
Peanut:
Oh, I love coming here ta, ta, duh, ta, this town right here.
Which town?
This one.
Which is?
The one we're in right now(high-pitched voice)!
Peanut?
What Jeff?
Where are we?
You don't know(high pitch(hp))?
I don't think you know.
I forgot! Well, I forgot!
You forgot?
Yeah, when we go sit down many places, I forgot!
Think about it for a second!
Alright, alright, alright, alright!(fast paced). (whispers)Damn.
The drive from the valley...
Was bad as hell.
Traffic?
Sucked like hell!
Drivers?
Angry as hell!
And you?
Were scared as hell!
Parking here?
Sucked more like hell!
So-
We're in hell!
And these are our hellmates!
Think of the next time someone tells you to "Go to hell!" you come right here!
Where are we?
I DON'T KNOW!
Help me out here-help me out!
(deep-voice(dv)) Sorry!
I wrote it down for ya.
Oh god he wrote it down!
Oh, yes! I love coming to:
Sah-nah-tah Ah... nah.
What the hell is that?
Sah-nah-tah-Ah-nah.
What is it, frickin Indian Reservation, what the hell?
Sah-nah-tah-Ah-nah!
Hell!
It's Santa Anna!
Wha-
It says Santa Anna!
Look, I know I didn't finish school, but that frickin says:
Sah-nah-tah-Ah-na!
Dumbass!
I will never blink!
They pronounce it Santa Anna!
Well, they're wrong!
Sah-nah-tah-Ah-nah! Sah-nah-tah-Ah-nah!
Sah-nah-tah-Ah-nah! Hoy-hai-ya-ya!
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