The Greatest Ever
Quelle: Spotify
[Verse 1]
I got a bag of Doritos
And a can of Cherry Coke
I turn on the Xbox
And I'm already stoked
Cuz' I know nobody
Can step up to me
While I'm dominating
All the land in Halo 3-3
The assault rifle is lame
The shotgun is insane
But I prefer the battle rifle
While I'm fighting long range
You'll be minding your own business
When you're "POW" beat down
By the time you it's me
I won't even be around-round
And without a sound
You can try to find me
But your the one who'll get found
And the I'll pump you full of lead
Or lay you out with a grenade
If life was based on Halo
Then I'd know I'd have it made
[Talking]
[Verse 2]
It's not that easy being me
I have many battle scars
But take a look at my rank
A golden crest with stars
And my highest skill reached
In case you hadn't guessed
Is a number that the system
Can't begin to assess
Because I'm the best
You best not lose your head
Cuz' you're playing against me
And that's enough said
The accuracy of a hawk
And the skill of jui-jitsui
I'll come down on you so fast
You'll never know what hit you
So you wanna party up?
Well that's too bad
I don't party up with anyone
Because I'm too bad
And you'll only make me lose
And that will make me mad
And the best you'll get from me
Is a friendly T-Bag
I'll splatter you, and beat you down
And maybe play you later
I don't care if you get angry
Cuz' you're just another hater
Skullkruncher13
Is my Live ID
And I'm the knida who'll make you wonder
"How'd he kill me?"
Beating and defeating every meaning
Of the cheating little campers
Their manliness can match
Exotic dancers
So don't be camping son
Cuz' I got a Spartan laser
And I see you don't got one
With a bing zap BAM
You'll be singin' HOT DAMN
You got lasered by the Skullkrunch
And that's who I am
So no matter where you run
No matter how much luck
I'll be the one to bring you down
And make a fella' yell "DARN!"
[Motivational Speech]
[Verse 3]
The Mongoose and the Warthog
And the Scorpion too
I've got a license for them all
And I'm ready to kill you
You hear the engine revin'
And you know what to do
But when you think you're on the ready
You're already run through son
Yea
You know it's what I do best
If I'm snapping your neck
Or leaving you a total mess
And if you're new to Halo
Just call this a hazing
If you give me just a pistol
Then I'll make it look amazing
There's something red
On my motion detector
I'll track it right down
Like I was a vector
Batting off shots
With my laser deflector
I'll fight for my Halo
And I'll always protect her
Halo is the most
Incredible game
When I get online
I see the people
Are lame
Cuz' Call of Duty 5
Is all that they play
My little sister got that game
For her 8th birthday
[Fight with a n00b]
[Verse 4]
I started off
I was friendly and nice
But now I've gotten much better
And my heart turned to ice
I talk smack
To the haters I play
And I can beat em' all down
So I don't care what they say
And if you're on my team
You better stay out of my way
Because, if you don't
You're gonna' get betrayed
And I'll let you kill me back
I don't give a hoot
Cuz' I'll press the X
And I'll give you the boot
And you can send me hate mail
In a note
But if you think for 2 seconds
That I read what you wrote?
Well, 2 words, I don't
Because you wish you could win
And if you're still pissed off
I'll play and beat you again
Isolation, Last Resort
And even the rat's nest
I can never stop playing
Cuz' I'm kind of obsessed
And if you're knew to Halo
I'll rise to the test
Because you're gonna' find out
Halo's what I do best
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