Superrapper Songtext - Grip Grand

Superrapper - Grip Grand

Faster than a speeding bullet
More powerful than a locomotive
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound
Look! Up in the sky!
It's a bird! It's a plane!
No, It's Superman!

(Super raps)
I'm like a cross between Mighty Mouse and Underdog
(Super raps)
No need to wonder, dog
Grip Grand
Flyin' through the air
(Winnin' competition with super raps)

Superrapper, The Right Fist of Justice
The Left Hand of gettin' you and your man's name on the VIP club list
I'm faster than a blunt gets lit at a reggae show
Capable of not being heard about on the radio
I'm able to stop a speeding bullet by being shot
I've got the power to run away if a superthug won't put his gun away
That's all the trade secrets I'm gonna say
Or the union will take my pension away
My lasso makes rappers act like they know
Hit a sucker right below the belt with my dirty mind-melting psychic flow
Toxic exposure caused the mic to glow brightly
My brain stem regenerates nightly
(Hahaha, come fight me)
But I battle blabbermouth bad guys and banshees
Standin' upright like the Andes
To land these uppercuts, sucker punchin' combos, and eye-jammies
While flyin' around in my jammies
(super raps)

It was Tuesday, I was flyin' through the outer limits
Tryin' to find a way to get ahead in rap without a gimmick
But I couldn't quite get it and so I quit 'n got a new bag
And now it says "I'd rather be thugging" on my doo-rag
My gold teeth were resistant to beef, but I got platinum ones
Now my records in rotation like Gatling guns
I attacked Mr. Freeze just to get iced out
I suck rocks with my five-mic mouth
I got a homing chip stitched in my piece
So when I'm trapped in the midst of the beast
My sidekick can quickly track me down and get me released
He just homes on the beeps, and brings tons o' guns
That's the code of the streets
But when they get here, I might melt 'em down with heat vision
'Cuz I love bein' a rapper, but I'd rather keep livin'
It's a decision I make, it might hurt my street cred when they find out I eat the tofu and wheat bread

What?
(Winnin' competition with super raps)
Man, this is the stupidest song I've ever heard
Straight SOS
(Winnin' competition with super raps)
Need to cut that shit off, it's too dumb
(Winnin' competition with super raps)
Too dumb
(Winnin' competition with super raps)
Retarded, Straight retarded


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