The Bad Touch Songtext - Bloodhound Gang

The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang

Ha-ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But, there are several other very important differences between human beings and animals that you should know about



I'd appreciate your input


Sweat, baby, sweat, baby, sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert, and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch, you want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx, never reach an apex just like Coca Cola stock
You are inclined too make me rise one hour early just like Daylight Savings Time


Do it now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now


Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be specific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on, I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files


Do it now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now


You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now


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