What Makes You Beautiful Parody
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[Liam] Check out my hair, isn’t it cute
I use a really expensive shampoo
We’re throwing rocks and acting tough
Even though we’re all wearing tons of makeup
[Harry] Our manager says we have to act straight
Even though we’re all gay
[One D] We’re at the beach acting like we’re hunting for chicks
But secretly what we’re looking for is some dick
[Manager] Shut the hell up guys and get back in the closet
They can’t know oh oh
That you’re not hetero
[One D] Snorting bath salts and jumping in place
[Louis] Look at that hot guy I think we should eat his face
[Dude] Get away you pschyo’s I have some mase
[One D] Damn that blow oh oh’s
Bet that you taste beautiful
[Dude] No no! Get lost you drugged up homo’s!
[Zayn] We’re playing sports so we seem staight.
Our manager said that that’s a good way ah ah
[Manager] You need the gas for record sales
So you better keep kicking that ball all damn day
[Harry] Oh what’s the point
Everyone can see it
It’s obvious we like penis
[One D] We are five gay British boys skipping in the waves
All we want to do is watch Magic Mike all day
Let’s all get in the water and masturbate
[Niall] I’m gonna think about you
[Louis] I’m gonna think about you too
[Manager] God damn it guys stop being gay
99% of your fans are staright ladies
If they find out your queers our sales will go away
[Harry] Oh fine (ine) (ine) we’ll save it for another time
[Manager] There’s a girl go and act like straight guys.
[One D] Na na na na na na na na na na
[Manager] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
[Harry] Hey girl, I’m suppose to act like you get us off
But looking at you makes our pen!s go ever soft
Oh my gosh, I think I see David Hasselhoff
[David Hasselhoff] Hey, boys, it’s the Hoff
I’ve been on this beach since Baywatch and I have been watching you all this time
I gotta say that you’re all looking mighty fine
Why don’t we head back to my place and have some wine
[Harry] Ya, lets go that sounds so magical
[Manager] No, no, no, do not go over to his home.
[David Hasselhoff] Whoa whoa whoa these boys are mine they’re beautiful
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