Started from the Bottom Parody
Quelle: Spotify
[Drake]Started middle class in a wheelchair
On a crappy sitcom making good cash every year
Now I’m dancing stupid by a car
Trying to convince you that my life was so damn hard
I done had it tough from the jump
Livin’ wit my mamma in a nice house it was rough
On top of that shit my bar mitzvah was wack
I didn’t get a Bentley and my cake tasted like crap
Then Degrassi canned me cause I couldn’t act
Had to get a real job and I got promoted fast
So I decided “Imma be a rap star”
I met Baby and Wayne and they loved me right awayThey said
[Lil Wayne]We like how you sound so monotone.
[Birdman]And those massive eyebrows are so marketable.
[Lil Wayne]We can tell you life’s been a struggle.
Do you even own a Bentley?
[Drake]No I don’t, it’s bullshit yo!
Can I sign with ya’ll! Dat would be cool.
[Birdman]Sure you can big boy just meet us in the storage room.
[Drake]Took it in the bottom now I’m signed.
Took it in the bottom from my new team now I’m signed.
[Lil Wayne]Now you can sip syrup ’til you’re blind.
By the way did you know, I’m the best skater alive?
“Young Mula Baby!” Tunechi!
[Drake]I look like a pale caveman.
Plus I’m a Canadian so I ain’t no harder than Bieber.
But I like to pretend that I am.
Just don’t tell nobody that I’m faker than Minaj’s keester.
[Dude]Why the hell are you wearing women’s jeans?
[Lil Wayne]Hey get off of my case they make me feel pretty. Tunechi.
[Drake]Just to remind myself I’m a douche.
I wear every single chain even when I’m kissing Wayne.
Now we, Sippin’ champagne on a private jet.
Just to prove that I am richer that you’ll ever get.
[Lil Wayne]Did I tell you guys that I skate yet?
[Drake & Birdman]YES!
[Drake]Woah what the hell is that?
[Pilot]The engines are under stress. Something is weighing this damn plane down.
[Lil Wayne]The only explanation is Drake’s big ass eyebrows.
[Pilot]I’m sorry but we have to throw you out.
[Drake]But I started from the bottom.
[Pilot]And that’s where you’re ending now!
[Drake]No – ah ah !~! Come on, I’ll shave my eyebrows, man. Don’t do this.
[Pilot]Too late.
[Drake]Ah – no no no AHHH~~~
[Birdman]We’re living now, it was his eyebrows.
[Lil Wayne]Ya! Weezy is gonna live. Young Mula Baby ! Ya!
Young Money!
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