Memory Lane
Quelle: Spotify
Performed by Adam Sandler, Frank, Judd, and Allen
M1: "Hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun"
[all agree]
M2: "Whoa, do you smell that skunk?"
All: "Yeah
M2: "You know, even though it stinks it kinda reminds me of growing up"
[all agree]
M3: "It kinda reminds me of smelling weed"
[all agree]
M1: "Hey, it reminds me of smelling a pussy"
[all agree]
M2: "It reminds me of smelling an ass"
[all agree]
M4: "It reminds me of smelling a 60 year old guys ass"
[car screeches, he drops out of the car]
M4: "Hey, screw you guys! I am who I am! Deal with it"
M1: "I'm glad we got rid of him. He was a weirdo!"
M3: "Oh my God, that was a little out there, hey check out a water slide, man, those things always remind me of my 13th birthday party, remember that"
[all agree]
M1: "Hey, it reminds me of that girl I met last year who was a lifeguard at one of those things, she was unbelievable"
[all agree]
M2: "Hey, it reminds me of that rich girl I went out with and when her dad went out of town we fooled around in his Jacuzzi"
[all agree]
M3: "It also reminds me of the time I saw a 60 year old guy slide down one of those things and he was going so fast his bathing suit fell off, and I just stood there at his big beautiful hairy balls flopping around, holy geez I wanted to lick em'"
[car screeches he drops out of it]
M3: "I hate you guys, you tricked me into sayin' that. You'd better not tell anyone!"
M2: "I always knew that guy was a little weird"
M1: "Hey, there's a pizza place it smells awesome"
M2: "It reminds me of the time I used to work in a pizza place"
M1: "It reminds me of my first date with this girl named Ginger, I took her to a pizza place"
M2: "Hey, it also reminds me of the time I ate a slice of pizza, and then went over to a 60 year old man's house and made him fuck me in the ass in front of his kids"
[car screeches, he drops out of it]
M2: "Hey don't get all high and mighty! He wanted me to do it!"
M1: "Man, they were all crazy. Hey, what's that!"
Cow: "Moo"
M1: "Oh my god! Ahhhhh!"
[car chrashes]
"Hey that last skit was written for a reason. If any of your buddies have fooled around with a 60 year old man, don't throw them out of your car, or you will die. Now enjoy the rest of the album."
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